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Tell me if I am off base here: An alien invasion movie that is basically Dr. Strangelove meets The Road Not Taken by Harry Turtledove could work. My brainstorming with my friends is receiving pushback. The idea of aliens limited to black powder or older weapons, but still achieving FTL, is more ridiculous to them than a Tokyo Drifting battleship (that wouldn’t actually be functional to get out of dock) and stymying an entire invasion because the aliens let the USMC too close to their WIFI router.
It could work. An alien civilization that spent most of their development cycle on biological science, that eventually grew to engineer living ships that could cross dimensional boundaries - create and burrow through actual wormholes in space - are just now exploring what is to them the advanced and revolutionary field of materials science.

Their weaponry, being biological in nature, has little to no effect on humanity due to differences in physiology. Therefore, the new and (to them) highly advanced weaponry using black powder and spears is what's their arsenal in their takeover bid against Earth.
 

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I pay somewhere between $0.10 and $0.11 per kWh from my utility for 100% renewable electricity. And yes, for those of you in deregulated states, that includes transmission charges.
Where I live, I pay $0.14 per kW/h. Not too expensive...until I factor in the delivery charges, access charges, municipal charges, provincial charges, charging me a rate charges, extra environmental charges, a-coupla-extra-bucks-can't-hurt charges, and taxes, then taxes again. After all that, it's almost cheaper to have more kids and get them to run on the hamster wheel generator than it is to get power from the utilities. Bleh.
 

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And Mars. You forgot Mars. :)
"We are pleased to announce that for the comfort and convenience of the first explorers on Mars, our first McDonald's outlet has been established on Elysium Planitia. The brave astronauts can enjoy a Big Mac or a nugget extra value meal prepared fresh by our staff, and takeout is available from our DriveThru window. McDonalds. I'm Lovin' It ™!"

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Santa has magic powers.
Hmph. Santa's on my list. All I ever wanted as a kid was an Apple ][ or a C-64, or maybe one of those build-your-own-circuit kits, and all I ever got was clothes and other appropriate items. I ever catch that fat man, he got some s'plainin' to do.
 

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Why wouldn't there be multiple pony lounges? The Apple pony lounge, the DIY pony lounge, the VR pony lounge (although I've heard that means something else there), and the bizarro pony lounge to name a few obvious ones…
The Apple pony lounge, where every pony is a minimalistic monochrome featureless equine? The DIY pony lounge, source of Frankenponies? The....no. Lord and Lady, no.
 

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There was a box, about 10 inches on each side, waiting for me when I got to the office today. It was sent from Dell. I don't remember ordering anything or putting in an RMA, but whatever. Open the box, and packed inside is another box. Open that box, and among the shredded paper packing material, were two movie ticket vouchers and a letter from my rep (whom I've never met) just saying thanks. The package had been sent FedEx Overnight.

I'm impressed at how much went into sending a pair of $7 movie ticket vouchers. An envelope and stamp would have sufficed. This is definitely up there among the most wasteful shipments I've received, though I doubt anything can top the Great Heatsink Heist.
"I'll send some tickets to a movie, a harmless. fun activity. Then I'll put those tickets inside of a box and then put that box inside of another box and when that box arrives, ahahahahahahaha, I'll smash the current sales record! It's brilliant, brilliant, genius, I say!"
 

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At job -3 or maybe -4 my boss decided to save money by ordering our servers from HP as kits we had to assemble ourselves. The look on his face when he realized just how many boxes the components for ~250 servers came in was fucking priceless.
You got to assemble 250 servers? Lucky!
 

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Well yeah, that's a given. And it's obviously not worth their while to change the sign, but it also makes me wonder what else haven't they changed in decades. Not to mention what kids today think of when they see "color TV" They probably think the TV has a colorful bezel but those are getting super thin and invisible these days.
The sheets, the coffee, the pillows, the nicotine-gum chewing lady womaning the front desk, the pool water...
 

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It's the 4=death thing.
Well, yeah. It's not just a trope, though...it'd be like an English speaker having their apartment or office on the Death Floor.

"Where should this be delivered?"
"Oh, bring it to 515 Baker St, Death Floor, apartment Death-17."

It's kind of like that.
 
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Yagisama posts about seeing a woman in a cloud over a row of wires
then


I thought we had a story going for a minute ...

"The current was hot enough to disassemble her into a cloud of smoke, which, as it rose over the scene, caught a glint of the setting sun. It didn't smell good ..."
The current was hot enough to disassemble her into a cloud of smoke, which, as it rose over the scene, caught a glint of the setting sun. It didn't smell good, a contrast against the ethereal delicacy of what was once a woman, was now a memory. No time to think about it. Not if I wanted to avoid meeting up with her.

Quick. Grab this bag, that one. Take the keys, toss them into the bushes. Touch two fingers to my lips and sketch a salute to the dissipating mist above the wreck across the street; the only eulogy she was going to get. The only kind she expected to get, but at least I could give it to her before I ran. And run I
had to, as the sound of engines grew louder around the way. I'd raise a glass to her later, and I owed it to her to make sure there would be a later.

A dash across the dead grass, the dead gardens, into a dead house. Through, out, into the alley. Yagi was waiting for all of this, and I would get it all to him. Yagi-sama, I remind myself...she always said he deserved the "sama" honorific, never did tell me why, never would now. Over the fence, crunch of bones underfoot as I run. Another ten klicks, and now on foot.

Alone. Of all that was before, I'm now the last of us.
 

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So my niece is teaching herself programming. Comes to me and says, "old code is confusing...I need the Rosetta Stone to understand half of it!" So I sent her this:



section .data
hello db 'Hello, World!', 0

section .text
global _start

_start:
; write syscall
mov eax, 4
mov ebx, 1
mov ecx, hello
mov edx, 13
int 0x80

; exit syscall
mov eax, 1
xor ebx, ebx
int 0x80
#include <iostream>

int main() {
std::cout << "Hello, World!" << std::endl;
return 0;
}
print("Hello, World!")

She did not find that helpful. :)
 

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Oof, I just learned that a relative had a complete hysterectomy today. What do you do to comfort a woman who’s healing from the surgical trauma and dealing with the feelings of that unwanted change being performed on her? I sent well wishes a hope that she has extra cozy swaddling, pillows, and ice/heat packs that her husband can bring, though anything practical anyone here has experience with recommending? Thank you.
Food and cleaning would be helpful in the immediate term. Either some delivery or someone to help cook her favorite post-surgery foods. Especially if she's in the hospital still; hospital food is not very comforting especially after major life-changing surgery. And coming home to a clean house with a clean bed and clean clothes goes a long way.
 
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